Can't I just take a shower?!

What is the problem with taking a normal shower??? I bet that is what you are thinking at the moment, but for me it isn't easy to have an relaxing shower without being disgusted like hell..........!
Usually I love taking a shower(when I am in Austria or somewhere else), because I am a hygenic person, BUT this shit what happened yesterday was the groosed thing which has ever occured to me while taking a shower. And it is disgusting me when I think about it now and i guess it will stay in my head for the rest of my life...!
So here is what happened:
I took a shower at around 11P.M. Sounds normal...! Everything was as usual, til suddenly I saw a huge, enormous,freakin' big and extremly disgusting cockroach in my shower. I guess I guess 6-8cm big and just gross. I freaked out....not that I started to scream, but I think I should have. So the first thing I did was jump out of the shower. My next step was one of the things I never want to do again in my whole life. I took my shower gel and smashed that bastard of cockroach with it. I hit it sooo nice that the head got torn apart....:D I am not kidding, but guess what happened today....??? Another stupid little piece of shit named cockroach was in my shower. I don't know what to do, but showering is not the best thing these days and it is making me feel really uncomfortable in where I am living. I mean I killed about 70 cockroaches since I am here also in the bathroom, but never while taking a shower...! I hope something like this will never happen to anybody of you..................because it is DISGUSTING.


I guess I will throw up now, because it is seriously one of the grossest things I have heard, seen in a movie or just dreamed about....but I never thought something like this was going to happen to me...!!!!


So this was it,

If you are going to throw up now...I am sorry, but I just had to write that down!

David Derndorfer